So I went to the mall and tried a few things that have been there a while but never done before. After a haircut at MasterCuts by a girl covered in tatoos (who made fun of skinny jeans and hipsters with me), I went and tried a “mall pretzel.” DISGUSTING! It was like eating a block of salt and the cheese didn’t even help.
After that I let a chinese person give me a free one minute massage. It wasn’t too bad, but not really life changing. Parts of the massage felt nice while others just felt like a skinny elbow dropping you in the back.
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